Hi! SailorAmi here and I'm back with part one of 'Who says Mechanics aren't cute?' By request!I'm so happy! I love talking to people! If your nice enught to write me I PROMISE to write you back okay?any how, I don't own Sailor Moon, I'de love to, but I don't Sailor Moon belongs to Naoko, and DiC, and other companys, but not me. . . anyhow I love ya' all so I won't be boring you with my mindless chatter okay?and I don't know anything about fixing cars so I'm going to wing it.
-SailorAmi

this is once again rated G
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"Who says Mechanics aren't cute?"(part one! : 0D ) 

It would be a HUGE understatment to say Darien was shocked, he almost had a seisure from the amount of light this girl gave off.
"Yes, how may I halp you," the girl asked." Umm . . . yes, I was ummm . . . "
"Wait a second, I know you! Tom waned me about you . . . Darien . . . Shields? right? you always blow your muffler.Oh! I've been so rude! I'm Serena Tsukino" 
"Well it's nice to meet you Miss Tsukino," Darien said, relieved that he didn't have to start the conversation.
"Serena, please""Only if you call me Darien, I hate formalities"
"Okay Darien, tell me whats up with your car?"
"Well, I've noticed a rattling on the right side, and It just stops somtimes," He inquired
(once again I'll remind you, I'm car ignorant . . . )
"Oh, well thats easy, your car is overheating, so I'll give it an inspection to see whats up.I'll be done tomorrow if you want"
"Thats okay, I'm sure you have other cars to work on and I don't want to be trouble. . ."
"Oh, no trouble! Tom was a regular mechanic, I specialize in classic cars so I don't get as much buisness.You have a 1965 red Jaguar right?"
"Right, how did you know?""Tom"
"I should have known. . .anyhow, If your sure you can have it done by tomorrow, well thats great, but if not just give me a call," Darien said as he pulled out a piece of paper and wrote his home and work number on it.
"Okay, I better get to work then see ya' Darien!""Bye Serena!"
Darien left Blake's in a hurry.
He had to leave to tell someone.

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" . . . so thats the whole story," Darien finished
"Okay, so what your trying to say is your new mechanic is a babe," Chad asked
"I had no idea that you liked . . . umm well men Darien . . . ," Andrew said
"WHAT?! No! the new guy is a woman!,"Darien explained
"Ohhhh . . .," Andrew and Darien said in unison
"Anyhow, I'm not done with my problem yet. I want you two to go with me to pick my car up tomorrow."
"Why," asked Andrew
"So I don't say something completly stupid, make a fool out of myself, and do something I'll regret"
"What would you do that you would regret?," aked Chad
"Well, all threw the conversation that we had I had this nagging urge to pull her into my arms and kiss her.So you two are coming along to make sure I don't do that," Darien explained
"Okay, but I still don't think she's the fox you make her out to be. I had a female mechanic once too.She was twice my size, in both height and width, with tattos and piercings everywhere possable," Chad said."And she . . ." Chad was about to go into 'Long and pointless story mode' so Darien easily put a stop to that.By pouring the remanids of a chocolate sunade on his head.
"Darien! why did you do that?!," Chad yelled fumming
" . . . Ummmm . . . oops? slipped?,"Darien said trying to weasle out . . .
"Oh okay, no prob. dude". . .and lucky for him Chad was totaly braindead. 
You would think with Andrew and Chad with him things would be easyer right? You couldn't be more wrong . . .
"Hi ya' Darien!," Jay said with enthuastacly.
"Hi Jay, these are my friends Chad and Andrew"
"Nice ta' meet ya' boys, Oh! I almost forgot! Serena wants to talk ta' ya' Darien.She's at lift 3"
"Okay, thanks," Darien said as he went twords the room next to the breakroom.He opend the door with the key Jay gave him opening the door to an empty garage.The trio walked past abandoned lifts and cars untill they reached one with a peeling, yellow, three on a cement beam.
Serena was leaning over his car with the hood up fiddling with the oil dipper.
"Moring Serena," Darien greeted
Serena jumped up gasping and placing a hand over her heart.
"Oh Darien! You frightened me! Oh! and you brought friends! how nice! I'm Serena Tsukino," she said reacing out her hand to shake Andrew's and Chad's.They were hesitant to take her hand, but they were hesitant to breath and blink to.They just stood there with bugged out eyes and gaping jaws, but finaly took her hand.
"It's a pleasure to meet you both, but unless your cars don't work, I'm afraid I need to speak to Darien"
"As a matter of fact," Chad butted in "My car isn't working"
"Oh? whats wrong with it?," Serena asked.
"Ummm . . . Somethings wrong with the ummm . . . muffler, yeah my muffler!"
"Oh, bring it in then I'll see what I can do, under one condition""And thats?"
"I only work on classic cars.So unless your cars a mustang or Jag. I can't help you"
"Oh ummm . . . well accualy it is!," Chad said lying out of his ears.
"Okay then! go talk to Jay and set up a time, and I'll see what I can do!"
"Okay, bye then Serena, see you soon!"And with that Chad left.
"Now whats up with my car Serena?," I asked still a little upset about that stunt that Chad pulled.
"Oh! yes sorry! well, It's good to go! I was right it was overheating, I changed the oil and messed around with it and it's running fine now, but I can't tell you for how long, It's a nice car, but In bad condition.You'll proably be here again in about a month I'm sorry to say"
"Don't worry about it, theres nothing you can do about it," Darien said plastering on a dissapointed look, but the truth was he was over joyed to be able to spend more time with Serena.So Joyful infact, It took all of his strength to keep from smiling.
"Well sorry again, but mabey if Tom would of done a better job securing your oil filter, you could have spared youself all this trouble.Anyhow, here are your keys, and make sure Chad comes back here so I can fix that muffler!"
I started twords the front offioce to get Chad when I relized Andrew wasn't following me.I looked back to see him still in his zombey like trance.I took his arm and led him to the front office, payed, got Chad, piled one zombey, and a love-struck-singer into my newly fixed car and drove off.About ten minutes later on my way to The Arcade they finnaly came back to the real world.Chad was the first to speak.
"Hey Darien?Is it posiable for you to drop me off at a car dealership?,"he asked
"Why? your car works fine," I replied
"Yeah I know, I need to find a Mustang and bust up it's muffler"
Darien just laughed.

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