"The Plan"
By: ~Angel-Girlie~
Part 1 of 2 or 3
Rating: G-PG
Disclaimers: I don't own Sailor Moon. 
Please don't sue me because I have no cash. 
I only have a shiny penny, but IT IS MINE!!!!!!!
AN.- Hey Minna! This is an April Fool's fic that's been
zooming around in my head for weeks. As far as I know this is original, 
so if it does seem similar to yours please let me know. I will remove
 it if it is. Anyway...on with the show!
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Serena was walking through the park one sunny afternoon. 
She was gazing off in space thinking about her life. 
Her duties as Sailor Moon were hard, her brother treated her like dirt, 
her studies at school were less then admirable, and she was a horrendous klutz. 
Not to mention she was hopelessly in love with her tormentor, Darien. Serena startled out
 of her daydream as she stumbled. She clinched her eyes together waiting to fall, 
but instead she felt warm strong arms around her. She looks up to see mysterious
 blue eyes staring at her. " I'm sorry." She managed to say after almost drowning
 in those eyes. " It's alright, Meatball head, I figured you would klutz out when 
I saw you a few minutes ago in front of me. Of course as soon as I saw you stumble 
I thought I should catch you." Serena bolted right out of his arms as she realized 
it was Darien Mr. Conceited Jerk himself. " Oh.... Darien! My name is Serena! Please
 call me by my name!"
After staring at her missing her warmth Darien said, " Whatever, Meatball Head. 
You could at least say thank you. I saved you from a nasty fall." Serena smiled 
brightly then as she remembered her plan to shock Darien and everyone else. " Thank 
you so much, Darien." She then leaned up to his face, and kissed his cheek before
 spinning around. Serena left Darien to stare after her as she skipped away. > What 
just happened here?  Why did she kiss me? I have to find out! < With that in mind Darien 
chased after her.
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Darien found her at the arcade playing Sailor V. He walked up behind her quietly 
intending to get some answers. Before he could even say a word she whirled around, 
and asked him," Yes, Darien, What do you want?" He was taken aback, but managed to ask,
 " Why did you kiss me?" Serena smiled sweetly as she said, “It was a ‘Thank You’ kiss 
for catching me.” " Oh, " was all Darien could manage as he turned around. He walked away 
to talk to Andrew. Serena followed behind him. " Hey, Andrew, could I have a chocolate shake?"
" Sure, Serena, coming right up!" Darien sat down next to Serena with a slight dazed look.
 Just then the Arcade doors open and in walked Serena's friends. " Hey, Serena!" Serena 
turned around to see Lita, Amy, Mina, and Raye walk up to her. "Hey, Guys! What's up?" 
" Oh, we thought you would be interested in going with us to the carnival tomorrow," 
said Lita. " So we stopped by to ask you," continued Mina. " So what do you say, 
Meatball Head," asked Raye. " I'd love too, but I need a ride! Can any of you guys give 
me a ride?" " Sorry, Serena, I'm riding with Andrew, Lita, and Rita," replied Mina. " Well 
you heard who I was riding with", said Lita. “Amy?  Raye?” “I'm riding with Chad,and Amy 
is coming with us. Sorry, Serena." Raye and Amy looked apologetically at Serena.
 > Hmmm....Step two in my plan. < Serena thought as she smiled at her friends. 
" That's ok guys. I can get a ride from Darien!" Just then Darien came out of his daze, 
and stared at Serena surprised. " Whoa." " Shhh.. Muffin, You know you want to." Serena
 turned to Darien and smiled sweetly. She closed the short distance between them and reached
 up with her finger to trace his jaw line. Then she put her finger over his lips and said,
" Darien, Sweet heart, be a doll and give me a ride to the carnival tomorrow. Please." 
She ended it with a pout as she brush his hair out of his face. Darien was stunned,
 but not for long. > Oh. So we want to play the seductress do we. Two can play that game. 
< He smiled at her as he touched her pouting lips with his index finger. "Fret not, Bunny,
 I will pick you up at 11:00 tomorrow morning. Please write down your address." He then 
guided her hand to a pen and napkin to write her address down. Serena recovered quickly 
from the seductive actions of Darien deciding that he had caught on to her little plan
 and was playing along. She quickly wrote down her address and phone number with a note 
to Darien on the napkin. " Here ya go Muffin!" She handed it to him then reached up to 
kiss his cheek, but he moved his head. Instead of kissing his cheek she ended up kissing 
him full on the lips. Darien was shocked, but kissed back. He figured she had aimed for 
his cheek, but when he moved she ended up on his lips. > I'm going to use that mistake 
to my full advantage. < He wrapped his arms around her waist as he deepened the kiss.
 Serena put her arms around Darien's neck as she opened her mouth to press her tongue
 against Darien's lips. Darien felt Serena's tongue and opened his mouth to it while 
releasing his to play with hers. They explored each other's mouths completely before 
coming up for air. When they broke apart they stared at each other dazed. Whistles from 
their friends kept them from kissing again, and gave them the strength to break the gaze. 
 Serena was the first to speak. " I'll see you tomorrow then, Muffin." " Right. Tomorrow, 
Meatball Head!" Serena turned yelling, “ good bye,” as she left her friends there staring
 after her. Andrew broke the next silence. " What was that about Darien?" Darien smiled 
and said, " Oh nothing," as he turned to leave. " Bye!" Darien called over his shoulders
 as he left the arcade. Shortly after Serena's friends left with shocked faces, and Andrew
 went back to work.
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Darien was staring at the message on the napkin in his apartment later on that evening.
 It read like this: " Darien, please play along. This is an April Fool's Day joke on 
my friends and Andrew. If you don't want to do this call me. ~Serena~"
Darien dialed Serena's number.
Ring~RING~RinG~
"Hello?" " Hi, can I talk to Serena please?" "Speaking. Who is this?"
 " It's Darien." " Oh. Hi. I guess you don't want to do my joke then. Sorry about earlier. 
I was aiming for your cheek." “That's ok. Actually I called to ask you what you wanted to 
do tomorrow with this joke. I like it. Did you see the faces of Andrew and your friends? 
They we're priceless." “ Really! Yeah Raye's was the best! I thought we could pretend to
 be a couple, and then at the end of tomorrow which is April Fool's tell them it was a
 joke." " Sounds fine to me, but do you have any things you don't want me to do?" " Well
 if we could avoid kisses like today for the most part that would be good. Besides we 
should save the big guns until we need them. Oh and Darien could we be friends after 
this, and not enemies?" " Sure. After today I don't think I could be your enemy anymore
 anyway. I'll see you tomorrow, Bunny!" " Right! Bye, Muffin!" Darien hung up the phone
 and went to bed to dream about Serena. His last thoughts being, > I wish we really were 
a couple because I love you, Serena. Tomorrow I'll prove it! < He then drifted off to sleep.
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AN: END OF PART 1!!!!!!!!!!!! E-mail me with all your comments! I hope you enjoyed this. 
Stay Tuned for Part 2.